What if the 3 Little Pigs were behaviorally modified humans and the Wolf was victim of a frame job? What if Little Red Riding Hood's Grandmother was the wild Goddess who loved us, no more subject to being devoured by her own domain than she could be born again as a helpless old crone by a woodsman's axe? What if the messages of these stories were crafted by the same demonic intelligence that came up with the punch-in time clock and Microsoft Project? What if-dare we ask it?-What if it was ALL a lie? Martin "Wolf" Murphy and Marya Murphy (his spawn) pose and answer these questions and more in this children's book for adults who want to shuck the straight jacket of maturity and aim at becoming kids again.