This subversive twist on all the "guides to life" for teenage girls is for girls ages 9-12 who don't want to conform. Includes 120 ironic, entertaining, and not-s-quietly rebellious tips like "How not to make eye contact with your mother" and "How to turn your life into a soap opera".

Drawings and text capture what it feels like to be a young girl who needs an outlet to rebel, be independent, or just annoy mom. Part guide, part journal, and part sketchbook, includes space for readers to make their own mark and scrawl their own thoughts.